The End of Time, The Beginning of Pie

Doom Patrol on Max at 3:01am ET.

The Golden Bachelor on ABC at 8:00pm ET.

Hell’s Kitchen on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

Christmas Cookie Challenge on Food Network at 9:00pm ET. Seventh season premiere. I don’t understand all the competition around cookies and cakes. Well, I do, but at the same time, why must they be judged against each other? Can’t we just be happy that there are cookies and cakes? And frankly, if they’re not so elaborately decorated, they’re a little easier/less guilt-inducing to eat!

Loki on Disney+ at 9:01am ET. What happens after the end of time? Marvel will attempt to tell us! Does it involve neon-green key lime pie? Because that’s the only excuse for a room apparently dedicated to that artificially colored dessert.