I’ve long had an interest in dream interpretation and have been researching the subject for years. One particular offshoot of the studies that has always been of particular fascination to me is how to interpret the presence of celebrity figures in our dreams and as such I’ve been putting together a definitive book on the subject. What follows is a sample from my work:
If a Stormtrooper is to appear in your dream it foretells of certain troubles ahead but that these troubles shall be overcome with a minimum of effort. However, if under the white shell of the Stormtrooper lives a confederacy of bees then these troubles will multiply and you will be overwhelmed by small, unpredictable bafflements and disaster will ensue. This particular dream is an encouragement to purchase a firearm.
The Jennifer Lawrence dream is subject to multiple interpretations. If she is seen with arrow and bow then it is a sign that your ambitions will be rewarded and soon your parents will perish. If she is naked and blue of skin, then it is a warning to be discreet with your viewing materials for enemies seek to uncover your secrets. However, if she is reviving a drunk person on a lawn, you are destined to pass by a Sorority house in which in the window are visible several young women in their undergarments.
To dream of Bill Clinton smoking a cigar is a warning against possible infection.
The Travolta dream is very complex, and must be carefully parsed. If you dream of the young Travolta as of “Welcome Back Kotter,” Grease
or Saturday Night Fever, then a young man’s pleasures shall be yours for the taking. It is a symbol of great fecundity. However, if you are to dream of the Travolta in a bubble or otherwise employed upon a mechanical bull, then it means that you must be cautious in business dealings and fight against unnatural impulse. To see the Travolta with a baby augurs a sure miscarriage if the dreamer is female and erectile problems if conjured by a man. If the Travolta is dressed in black, as he was in Pulp Fiction, then a death in the family is imminent. If the later Travolta appears, and if he is flying or perched in a tree, then an unwanted gift is coming your way.
A dream of Rihanna augurs unpredictable weather, take care to secure and protect your crop and livestock.
To dream of Lady Gaga means that you will soon be afflicted with Restless Leg Syndrome and that sleep will elude you. If you are a woman, to be dream of being Lady Gaga means
much success and power will come to you through business dealings, however if a man dreams of being Lady Gaga he will marry a wise and economic wife but forever be sexually unsatisfied.
To dream of seeing multiple Peter Dinklages, denotes that unknown bounty will descend upon you and you will become rich beyond your wildest imaginings. However, if you eat one of the Dinklages then you will suffer contamination by associating too freely with those of a libertine nature, but if Raquel Welch appears in your Dinklage dream then it is certain that you will derive pleasure from dissolute company.
To dream of Gosling is a message that you have become overbearing in your nature and that friends conspire against you. Black days will cover you like thunderclouds and you will feel despair and self-loathing. If Ryan Gosling was without his shirt in your dream then you will be feared more than loved by your mistresses.
Kate Upton and Terry Richardson:
To see these two in a dream is a certain sign that you will soon bear witness your mother and least favored uncle in congress. It will not be a brief, through-the-fingers glimpse, but a long, meditative study. If Terry Richardson has his shirt off and Kate Upton is performing a
dance in your dream, then you will see your mother in the canine position with your ill-favored uncle and she will be screaming out things that are unpleasant to your ears, and you will surely lose your sight. However, if Terry Richardson is having intercourse with a man and Kate Upton is taking photographs of this, you will experience a surge in confidence and receive a promotion at work.
To dream of this man indicates you are suffering from an inadequate diet. Eat Kale.
To have a dream in which Joe Manganiello appears foretells disappointment with current friends and employment, however if Manganiello takes off his shirt and begins to work with hammer and wood in constructing a bed frame for you, then the health issue you have been worrying about will vanish, but another will emerge. Beware of cats.
If Scarlett Johansson appears in your dream then you have a secret desire to have your cell phone hacked and all your naked photographs therein made public. If Johansson was riding upon a horse, it is a warning to be cautious in allowing newly introduced people, and men of any kind, approach you in a familiar way. If Johansson was in a black cat suit then it means that you have a genetic disposition toward crime.
Generally, the appearance of Mireille augurs a religious conversion, however if she pulls a weapon it means you will be placed in a position of subordination by a ruthless co-worker. If her sweater is frayed it portends the dissolution of a trusted relationship.
To dream of Prince means that either by accident or design, a pet will be coming into your life.