If you haven’t watched last night’s episode of The Walking Dead, leave now! If you have watched it and haven’t read TK’s recap, do that now.
In the meantime, in the image above, there are references to several Bible passages, and if you look them up, you’ll find that they all refer to zombies.
Romans 6:4 — We were therefore buried with him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father.
Ezekiel 37:7 — So I prophesied as I was commanded. And as I was prophesying, there was a noise, a rattling sound, and the bones came together, bone to bone. I looked, and tendons and flesh appeared on them and skin covered them, but there was no breath in them.
Matthew 27:52 — And the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life.
Revelation 9:6 — During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.
Luke 24:5 — In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, “Why do you look for the living among the dead?
And I’m sure this joke (via) has already been made a few dozen times, but it will always be funny to me: