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Which New 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Character Is By Far the Audience Favorite?

By Cindy Davis | Star Wars | January 8, 2016 |

By Cindy Davis | Star Wars | January 8, 2016 |

Hey Hasbro, Disney (and other Star Wars toy producers), please take note! According to the latest audience poll by Rotten Tomatoes, there’s a certain favorite new Force Awakens character among moviegoers, and guess what? IT’S NOT A DUDE. It’s not even a white dude.


I know, right? Like, y’all might even want to consider hiring a few more lady advisors for the non-princess and not-doll divisions just in case this girl thing takes off for real. In fact, maybe just get rid of those stodgy minds who’ve made decisions like excluding the most popular new Star Wars character from the film-related board game.


That’s right, you little emo twat; now go home and play A Night Like This on a loop and try to keep up with Lonely Luke, while the rest of us celebrate the force that is Rey.


And hey, look who’s in second place, that sweetheart of a former Stormtrooper, Finn.


Here’s a graphic of the poll:


Happy Friday, y’all.


(Rotten Tomatoes poll via The Mary Sue)

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)