When the Revolution Begins, Which Station Will You Man on the Murdertank?
Years ago, Skittimus Maximus gave us the mighty Murdertank:
The Pajiba vehicular weapon of choice. Salvaged, modified and adapted by the infamous Skitz for use in extreme situations calling for massive quantities of alcohol and violence. The Murdertank is equipped with a fully functional whiskey fountain, Bloody Mary bar, ice machine and weapons which cannot be identified here (Pajiba Security Level 5). Warning: the Murdertank may cause injury or death.
For years we just thought we would tool around in it, drinking enough whiskey to kill Andre the Giant, and scaring people in crosswalks. Now, it seems, we need the Murdertank as our base of operations for the coming Revolution.
That means We Need You to help us woman all of the stations. I suppose some of you can man some stations. MAYBE.
What is your very specific set of skills and how can Pajiba use
you them in our quest for equality and survival?
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