We gave you a rundown of the candidates. Poor Brian live-blogged the circus that was the Republican debate while downing enough alcohol to drown a small child in. (Not that he would.) And now we present the sideshow that saved our faith in humanity.
Who do you think is going to hook up in tonight's debate. Just kidding, they're all gonna hook up.— Annie Wu (@AnnieW) August 6, 2015
I haven't seen this many opinionated white men in the same room since, well, I guess since this morning. It's very common. #GOPDebate— Ari Scott (@ariscott) August 7, 2015
Megyn Kelly to Trump: pic.twitter.com/FzKSmJxvhW— Kevin O'Keeffe (@kevinpokeeffe) August 7, 2015
My Twitter right now. pic.twitter.com/i2w9NZibAe— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) August 7, 2015
The #GOPDebate is Dark and Full of Terrors.— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) August 7, 2015
I'm sorry, I just can't accept that Jeb Bush isn't a weird off-model robot decoy of George W. Bush. #GOPDebate— Brett White (@brettwhite) August 7, 2015
Chris Christie looks like he ate Bobby Cannavale.— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) August 7, 2015
Donald Trump is the Nene Leaks of the Republican Party. READ, HONEY, READ. 😂 #GOPDebate— Bree Newsome (@BreeNewsome) August 7, 2015
It's like Megyn Kelly is starring in the worst episode of The Bachelorette ever.— Dan Fogelman (@Dan_Fogelman) August 7, 2015
This debate looks and feels like the past— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 7, 2015
I’ll stop making allusions to “1984” when politicians stop trying to make it into a documentary.— Donna Dickens (@MildlyAmused) August 6, 2015
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