Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Jodi Smith | Lists | February 1, 2017
Earlier today it came to me: If the Pajiba staff members were wrestlers, what would their wrestling names be AND what would they choose as entrance music? I know what you’re thinking. SUCH A GOOD QUESTION. Damn right it is. All names and songs were either chosen by the Overlord or bestowed upon them by me, muahahhahah!!
AND NOW, ENTERING THE FEMINIST HUGBOX OF LIKE WRESTLING AND STUFF:
Dustin Rowles aka Rowles the Liberator
Elvis Costello - “Welcome to the Working Week”
Seth Freilich aka Former Party Lawyer
Rage Against the Machine - “Killing in the Name”
Jessie Wallace aka Pedro Knavara - The GUERRILLA
Warren Zevon - “Lawyers, Guns & Money”
Bekka Supp aka Herja
Rammstein - “Ich Will”
Genevieve Burgess aka Rusty-headed Piledriver
Electric Six - “Danger! High Voltage”
Courtney Enlow aka Feminist Mankiller
Beyoncé - “Run the World (Girls)”
Kristy Puchko aka Furiosa Von Punchington
Lady Sovereign - “Love Me or Hate Me”
Sarah Carlson aka Emma Stonecrusher
No Doubt - “Just A Girl”
TK aka Baron Basement
Lamb of God - “Wrath”
Jodi Clager aka Crouching Tiger, Hidden Boxcutter
DMX - “Party Up”
Rebecca Pahle aka Bangers Slamwow
Veruca Salt - “Seether”
Emily Chambers aka DaveMatthewsFan67
Dave Matthews Band - “Don’t Drink the Water”
Steven Wilson aka Intern Crusher
Matchbox 20 - “Push”
Lainey Bobainey aka No Pants!
Garbage - “I Think I’m Paranoid”
Brian O’Neal Richards aka Punch McHardslap
Mos Def and Massive Attack - “I Against I”
Lord Castleton aka Lord Castleton
The Donnas - “Take It Off”
