Holy shitsnacks, one of the most consistently funny shows on television is back tonight! Adam Reed’s Archer has been hilarious right out of the gate since its premiere in 2009. One of its strongest features—aside from having probably the strongest voice cast in the business (and editing team!)—is Reed’s distinctive writing style. Over the years Archer has basically created its own little mini-dialect. If you’ve ever found yourself exclaiming technically nonsense phrases that nevertheless capture things exactly—‘Oh for what the shit?!’—then you know what I’m talking about.
So, sploosh!, thank fuck the show is back tonight. I’ll be covering it here every week, but to tide us over until tonight’s season 8 premiere, here are some stone-cold classic quotes to tide you over until then.
It’s a motherfuckin’ Archer quotes party and everyone’s invited!