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If Our Favourite Celebrities Were Songs, What Songs Would They Be?

By Petr Knava | Lists | August 16, 2016 |

By Petr Knava | Lists | August 16, 2016 |


Enough with the frivolity.

This is serious.

This is important.

Above all, this is definitely empirical.

If our favourite celebrities were songs, what songs would they be?

Sam Rockwell
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Emily Blunt
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Monica Bellucci
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Paul Rudd
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Tom Hardy
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Jessica Williams
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Nathan Fillion
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(I tried to think of something else. I really did. But everything else just paled.)

Gillian Anderson
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Chris Evans
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Mads Mikkelsen
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Jason Momoa
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Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Pedro Pascal
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John Cho
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Idris Elba
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Or:

Oscar Isaac
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Emma Stone

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Ryan Gosling

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And, of course:
Donald Trump


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Petr Knava
lives in London and plays music



Petr is a staff contributor. You can follow him on Twitter.





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