If Our Favourite Celebrities Were Songs, What Songs Would They Be?

Enough with the frivolity.

This is serious.

This is important.

Above all, this is definitely empirical.

If our favourite celebrities were songs, what songs would they be?

Sam Rockwell

Emily Blunt

Monica Bellucci

Paul Rudd

Tom Hardy

Jessica Williams

Nathan Fillion

(I tried to think of something else. I really did. But everything else just paled.)

Gillian Anderson

Chris Evans

Mads Mikkelsen

Jason Momoa

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Pedro Pascal

John Cho

Idris Elba

Or:

Oscar Isaac

Emma Stone

Ryan Gosling

And, of course:
Donald Trump

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Jessie Wallace lives in London and plays music

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