Sometimes I think too much and that sometime is always. Last night I suggested to my husband we do what the cartoons do and lash together a few goats before unleashing them on the jungle that is our backyard. He gave me a pat on the leg and retreated, but it was too late. My brain was on fire with more life hacks cartoons taught me but that never seem to work in the real world. It’s a real travesty and I feel like maybe science should just get to work on some of these, beginning with that goat thing. I need the lawn trimmed and a building torn down, but I want to do it with goats — JUST LIKE CARTOONS DID.
Entertain the Kids with A Flooded Kitchen Turned Ice Rink!
Make Friends with Animals for A Free Wardrobe!
Be A Duck. DUCKS DO NOT NEED PANTS.
Late for Something? Just Touch Your Bluetooth Earring!
Lost? Just Draw A Tunnel on A Rock and Be On Your Way…for Some of Us!
Walk Off A Cliff? No Problem! DON’T LOOK, DON’T FALL.
Get Your Animal Friends to Move Into Light Housekeeping.
Running From Someone? Just Hide Behind A Stick-Thin Tree or Post!
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