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8 Of The Best Movie Insults To Use In The Verbal Disembowelment Of Almost Anyone

By Jodi Smith | Lists | February 2, 2016 |

By Jodi Smith | Lists | February 2, 2016 |

1. The best insult for political arguments yelling matches discussions:

“I don’t give a tuppeny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit sack.” - Gangs Of New York


2. How to break up with an asshole, like an asshole:

“You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.” - Bad Santa


3. Do you have a class reunion coming up? Here’s a gem for that special classmate!

“Let’s face it. I’m not being funny, I mean no disrespect. But you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, you’ve always been a cunt, and the only thing that’s gonna change is you’re gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.” - In Bruges


4. This verbal slap is for someone that thinks they have the right to ogle you in public.

“If I had a dog with face like yours, I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backward.” - Gleaming the Cube


5. Parenting is tough, so let Nino Brown help you teach your kids respect.

“Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change!” - New Jack City


6. This insult is perfect for any self-righteous idiots that think thinly veiled insults are the proper way to befriend someone.

“I’ll tell you what. The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.” - The Mist


7. This insult is really best deployed in service of completely confusing your target.

“You can go suck a fuck!” - Donnie Darko


8. Finally, this insult is all-purpose and destined to be a classic.

“You cock-juggling thunder-cunt.” - Blade: Trinity


Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.

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