Twitter Took Trumpelstiltskin's "Easy D" and Ran With It

The one dude in the White House tweeted this today:

Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017

Obviously, everyone started wondering if ol whatshisname even knew what the rest of us know: Easy D is about that DIIIIIICK. So Twitter did what it does best: It mocked the shit out of the strange tweet.

I used to get Easy D all the time before the Bowling Green Massacre.

— Kaiser@Celebitchy (@KaiseratCB) February 8, 2017

Easy D is Hard B's nickname for @realDonaldTrump. pic.twitter.com/VMvRGTboH1

— Mary Laury, MD (@marylaurymd) February 8, 2017

GOP rapper names
Trump: Easy D
DeVos: Betsy Rick Ross
Spicer: Spice Cube
Sessions: The Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
Bannon: Bloatface Hitlah

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 8, 2017

*Sean Spicer stares into his bathroom mirror*

SPICER: Easy D. You can do this. It's not funny, it's serious. Easy D. You can do this.

— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) February 8, 2017

Coincidentally, "Easy D" is the nickname now given to all children in Betsy DeVos' public school system.

— Cynthia McCabe (@crkmccabe) February 8, 2017

Putin warming up to give #Trump some Easy D ! #MAGA #BFF #tcot pic.twitter.com/l434b3sSf7

— Pentecostal Atheist (@brandon2479) February 8, 2017

She was told she needed to wait for the easy D. Nevertheless, she persisted.

— Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) February 8, 2017

Easy D, of course, refers to Frederick "Easy" Douglass, who we are waiting to be recognized more and more for his smooth contributions

— tom mckay (@thetomzone) February 8, 2017