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Twitter Is Having A Field Day With #DonJrBookTitles

By Jodi Smith | Politics | May 22, 2019 |

By Jodi Smith | Politics | May 22, 2019 |


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Donald Trump Jr. is the one with Gordon Gecko hair, a divorce, and the intellect of a half-dead fruit fly during the mating portion of its life cycle. Of course that jaw-droppingly stupid git has himself a book deal. Can you say GHOSTWRITER, because yes. We already know he can’t string words together in a coherent and logical order, kids.

Also, shut the ENTIRE F*&K UP, IVANKA, YOU TREASONOUS SACK OF GLORIFIED PEROXIDE, DADDY BAD TOUCHES, AND LIES.

Other non-family members on Twitter are helpfully coming up with name ideas for Trump Jr., Second of His Name, Breaker of Marriage Vows, Keeper of Eric. My offering: A Tale of Being Sh*tty.



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