Twitter Is Having A Field Day With #DonJrBookTitles

By Jodi Smith | Politics | May 22, 2019 |

By Jodi Smith | Politics | May 22, 2019 |

Donald Trump Jr. is the one with Gordon Gecko hair, a divorce, and the intellect of a half-dead fruit fly during the mating portion of its life cycle. Of course that jaw-droppingly stupid git has himself a book deal. Can you say GHOSTWRITER, because yes. We already know he can’t string words together in a coherent and logical order, kids.

"My Life in 280 Characters" by A Ghostwriter Who Hates Me, Just Like My Dad Used.
#DonJrBookTitles

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) May 22, 2019

Also, shut the ENTIRE F*&K UP, IVANKA, YOU TREASONOUS SACK OF GLORIFIED PEROXIDE, DADDY BAD TOUCHES, AND LIES.

When #DonJrBookTitles is trending on Twitter…@EricTrump @LaraLeaTrump @TiffanyATrump @kimguilfoyle and I are having some fun with this one! 😝

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) May 22, 2019

Other non-family members on Twitter are helpfully coming up with name ideas for Trump Jr., Second of His Name, Breaker of Marriage Vows, Keeper of Eric. My offering: A Tale of Being Sh*tty.

- The Liar, the Snitch, and the War Crimes
- Moby Dickhead
- Animal Harm
- White Pride & Prejudice
- Of ICE and Men
- Don of Bowling Green Gables
- A Tinkle in Crime
- To Kill a Democracy
- Grifty Shades of Grey
- The Catcher in the Lie
- The Boy Schmuck Club
#DonJrBookTitles

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 22, 2019

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

The Tax Man Cometh

Coward’s End

Triumph of the Shill

A Fail in Two Cities

Little Lord Flauntleroy

The Great Twatsby

Twelve Years a Slave to Russian Banks

No Expectations

Malice in Blunderland

Collusion Runs Through It#DonJrBookTitles

— Pseudolus (@Undershafted) May 22, 2019

#DonJrBookTitles

Children of a Lesser Man

I Know Why the Caged Bird Was Trophy-Hunted

Pride & Narcissism

Willy Wonka & the Mob Factory

P.S. You Owe the IRS

Don Jr. Has Three Mommies

50 Shades of Hate Speech

How to Suceed In Business by Really, Really Lying

— 💘J.Mo (@Joys_Desk) May 22, 2019

#DonJrBookTitles "They Shoot Elephants, Don't They?" pic.twitter.com/vADKDUSWWZ

— Ward Harkavy (@WHarkavy) May 22, 2019

Hop on Pop's Coattails - Thoughts from a Loser #DonJrBookTitles pic.twitter.com/kA5835gvl2

— farbiez (@farbiez) May 22, 2019

The Fault In Our Genes #DonJrBookTitles

— Dave (@daveabrowne) May 22, 2019

Are You There God? Its Me, Dumbass. #DonJrBookTitles

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 22, 2019

“Harry Potter and the Charity that had to be Shut Down Because the Family Running it was Grifting From It.”
🧙‍♂️ #DonJrBookTitles pic.twitter.com/smMiMlfHAS

— Santa Claus, CEO (@SantaInc) May 22, 2019

Bogey Dick
The Origin of Feces
The Son Also Destabilizes
The Big Creep
Gone with the Chin
Goodnight Goon
Bleak Spouse
Lies & Prejudice
No Expectations
The Alt-Right Stuff
Prose & Cons
The Idiot @TheRickWilson #DonJrBookTitles

— Alex Leo (@AlexMLeo) May 22, 2019