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Tonka Kitchen is 'Canceling Men'

By Dustin C. Rowles | Politics | August 6, 2020 |

By Dustin C. Rowles | Politics | August 6, 2020 |


Look, I don’t know what to do with this information, but a longtime reader of ours sent it along and suggested I could make hay of it. Here’s Tami Whine-ette, as part of a 14-minute video, declaring that she is cancelling men for the summer.

It may or may not be related, but Tarred Feathers also announced during the pandemic that her and her fiancé Brandon Fricke called off their engagement, though they remain “best friends.”

The thing is, Tommy Lacquer is not wrong. A lot of men are trash, but I have to think that Teensy Lice’s dating pool is fairly small and not exactly the cream of the crop when it comes to human people. Take, for instance, this guy, a Trump supporter, who took offense to Tacky Limp.

That’s the kind of guy who probably would wanted to date Tiny Lancer before she called men trash. Also, this guy is not wrong:

Anyway, lest you get the idea that Toe Lamb is a suddenly woke, she stresses in the video that “I’m not a feminist, so please don’t take this as a feminist rant,” and then rants about the “p*ssification’ of America and how men are no longer men.” She then lays out tips to help men not be trash, which mostly seem to amount to not talking to “Thotianas,” which is something I had to look up and apparently means “that ho over there.”

I mean, I’m just a trash man, so I don’t want to try and read too much into the video, but based on the tips she’s offering, it sounds an awful lot like someone blew her off for someone else. Interestingly, while demeaning other women as Thotianas, she also says that, “There is not one single man on planet Earth that is worth making any woman feel like she is not good enough.” Then she ends the video by telling men to stop being a bitches.

Good advice, Tarly Linoleum!

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