Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Jodi Smith | Politics | August 9, 2018
We all laughed and pointed at the idiocy of Tr*mp’s idea for a Space Force. Then Pence said today that it will actually be added to the United States armed forces as a new branch of the military by 2020 at an estimated cost of $8 billion. Because we have money for President Toddler to piss away on bullshit but not to help our own populace.
Trump and Pence want $8 billion for the space force.
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) August 9, 2018
Meanwhile, Trump proposed $3.7 billion in cuts to education, $17 billion in cuts to food stamps, and $6.6 billion in cuts to housing pic.twitter.com/kURNN4GXZG
I literally cannot even so hard that Uggs appeared on my feet and Pumpkin Spice Lattes appeared in the paws of my cat and dog. Thank goodness Twitter still pulls out the jokes for ridiculousness like this, because I am DONE.
Hi @realDonaldTrump I heard you are looking for logos for your new SPACE FORCE! As a professional graphic designer, I would like to offer you my logo design idea, free of charge! It's the least I can do to give back. pic.twitter.com/oe522hVdzc
— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) August 9, 2018
Since you asked, I've made SPACE FORCE t-shirts! Get them here: https://t.co/oDnQgI71XE
— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) August 9, 2018
I'll donate part of every order to RAICES Texas, an organization committed to something that really matters: Reuniting immigrant families separated at the border by the Trump regime. pic.twitter.com/7sg7arXf4S
When I hear the term "Space Force" I think of boys playing in a sandbox with their G.I. Joe's and model rocket ships, not a sober or coherent evaluation of the risks of military escalation in or on the final frontier.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) August 9, 2018
"Space Force"? Come on. The name is sitting right there, guys. pic.twitter.com/6afHDdMoEM
— Pablo "Pablo Hidalgo" Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) August 9, 2018
SPACE FORCE? MORE LIKE SPACEBAL- wait.
— Jonah Ray Rodrigues (@jonahray) August 9, 2018
"Welcome to our planet, Mike Pence of Space Force. We wish to share our vast knowledge and wondrous technology with you. But first, our High Queen Amidoola requests a private conversation."
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) August 9, 2018
Long pause.
"Um, I'm not EXACTLY allowed to sit with an alien queen ALONE."
I see you all talking shit but I'm already a Brigadier Lieutenant General Petty Officer in Space Force. I get a promotion every three hours if I play Destiny 2. It's how we train.
— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) August 9, 2018
A Space Force might be the worst appropriation of funding in the galaxy. pic.twitter.com/iH0Eax6kqo
— Indivisible Guide (@IndivisibleTeam) August 9, 2018
Trump: “It’s too expensive to make sure our citizens have access to affordable healthcare.”
— Max, Spiller Of Tea ðŸ³ï¸â€ðŸŒˆ (@SpillerOfTea) August 9, 2018
Also Trump: “I’m spending $8bn over the next five years on a fucking Space Force because I got scared watching Mars Attacks.”
Some more Space Force logos that Trump is seeking input about pic.twitter.com/vmWtsoa7ir
— joey alison sayers (@joeyalison) August 9, 2018
Trump: I want my Space Force ships to have warp drive.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) August 9, 2018
Aide: We don't know how to do that, sir.
Trump: Well, ask the Vulcans.
Aide: Vulcans aren't real.
Trump: Then ask the Vegans.
SPACE FORCE LOGOS and WHAT THEY MEAN
— Take That Darwin (@TakeThatDarwin) August 9, 2018
1.) it'll be NASA but worse
2.) it'll be a farcical '60s sitcom
3.) we have no idea where we're going
4.) please protect us from ourselves
5.) it'll be like a goddamned circus tent in here
6.) it'll be a launch-day disaster like No Man's Sky pic.twitter.com/vNIaTP8ZL6
