More Huckabee-Approved Movie Comparisons for Clinton Vs. Trump
Yesterday Mike Huckabee appeared on Fox News with Megyn Kelly. During his probably insane rant, the former Arkansas governor compared Trump to Quint from Jaws. [Around the 2:45 mark]
He’s a goddamn genius with no one who likes him enough to let him know ahead of time that he’s saying Clinton will eat Trump alive. Bless his heart.
I’m here to help. Myself. I’m here to help myself be entertained, but Mr. Huckabee? You can TOTALLY use all of these examples and trust that you will look like less of an ass if you blurt out these comparisons on cable television with a straight face.
Also, SPOILERS FOR SOME MOVIES, KIDS. AND HUCKABEE.
“You know, Trump is like Randy Meeks in Scream 2. He’s full of knowledge and knows how to avoid being taken out by Ghost Face. You know, Hillary is Ghost Face and Randy knows the rules to defe—.”
“What I meant was, Trump is really more like Ellison Oswalt in Sinister. Sure, he drinks to get by at night and he keeps secrets from his wife for her own good. Clinton is like Mr. Boogie, leaving film all over the place and being a villain. We all know that Ellison gets the best of Mr. Boogie in the end when h—”
“Son of a- okay, Trump is like Harry Cooper in Night of the Living Dead. He’s a guy who is trying to take charge in a situation that he didn’t make while his wife and daughter are with him. Clinton is the zombie horde, eating flesh and deleting emails. Harry knows what needs to be done and—his daughter does what?”
“He’s the damned priest in The Exorcist who fights the demon in the little girl. Clinton is the demon and WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIES?”
“There’s, uh, that movie where the people are in the Cabin in the Woods and Thor jumps a gorge on his motorbike to save the rest of his friends? And that Thor guy is Trump and the incest family is Clinton and-“
“I need to admit something, Megyn. I’ve never seen a movie all the way through and I can’t Google. I’m like that guy in that one movie with the thing. I have to go.”
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