Masks continue to be a hot-button issue because a lot of Americans are morons. So, good-hearted dude bros are trying to spread awareness instead of disease. Governors are calling for mask mandates (except in Georgia), and big chain stores like Kohls, Sam’s Club, Kroger, and Walmart are requiring customers to wear masks in their stores.
A Florida Man has already pulled a gun in a Walmart over this measure. We anticipate many more viral videos of mask-rejecting white people ranting about freedom, hoaxes, and sheeple. So, it’s about time the Karens of the world got an anthem that sings of their twisted ideology and hypocrisy.
Here it is.
Youtuber and podcaster Eric D’Alessandro has created “Mask Off Remix (Walmart Diss),” a rap track that boasts day-wine fueled lyrics like:
“Well, hello good morning, Facebook.
Wait til you hear this:
Walmart would like all of us
to become communists.
But they f*cked with the wrong b*tch
‘cause I don’t play that sh*t.
I wrote a nasty letter
to their corporate offices!
We should all be throwing fits
because if not then they win.
So share this with your friends
if you’re a proud American.”
Then it only gets more scathing.
Send it to a Karen in your life. What’s she going to do? Call your manager?
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