Jimmy Kimmel Owns Roy Moore In Twitter Feud, Because 2017
Roy “Mall Pedophile” Moore made another smart decision today when he decided to engage in a Twitter fight with Jimmy Kimmel. If you don’t know, Moore is a pedophile and Kimmel is not.
On November 16, Kimmel had a monologue about Roy “Wooderson” Moore on his show:
Roy “Humbert Humbert” Moore did not like that at all. Nope. He didn’t quite like Rich Barbieri, under his alter-ego Jake Byrd, bringing a Jimmy Kimmel Live camera crew with him to Magnolia Springs Baptist Church in Alabama where Roy “Woody Allen” Moore was pretending he didn’t follow girls around a mall, leading to his being banned from the premises.
So what does any Republican candidate for the Senate do in America in 2017? Why, they take a page from Tr*mp’s coloring book and start Twitter beef:
Sounds great Roy - let me know when you get some Christian values and I’ll be there!— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 30, 2017
Despite D.C. and Hollywood Elites' bigotry towards southerners, Jimmy, we'll save you a seat on the front pew.— Judge Roy Moore (@MooreSenate) November 30, 2017
OK Roy, but I'm leaving my daughters at home! P.S. - wear that cute little leather vest https://t.co/scweglm2Fg— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 30, 2017
All points to Kimmel, but the real loser here is the citizenry of the United States of America for having such clownshoe shitbaskets in positions of power. And also the pedophile is a loser. Obviously.