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Jimmy Kimmel Owns Roy Moore In Twitter Feud, Because 2017

By Jodi Smith | Politics | November 30, 2017 |

By Jodi Smith | Politics | November 30, 2017 |


Roy “Mall Pedophile” Moore made another smart decision today when he decided to engage in a Twitter fight with Jimmy Kimmel. If you don’t know, Moore is a pedophile and Kimmel is not.

On November 16, Kimmel had a monologue about Roy “Wooderson” Moore on his show:

Roy “Humbert Humbert” Moore did not like that at all. Nope. He didn’t quite like Rich Barbieri, under his alter-ego Jake Byrd, bringing a Jimmy Kimmel Live camera crew with him to Magnolia Springs Baptist Church in Alabama where Roy “Woody Allen” Moore was pretending he didn’t follow girls around a mall, leading to his being banned from the premises.

So what does any Republican candidate for the Senate do in America in 2017? Why, they take a page from Tr*mp’s coloring book and start Twitter beef:

All points to Kimmel, but the real loser here is the citizenry of the United States of America for having such clownshoe shitbaskets in positions of power. And also the pedophile is a loser. Obviously.



Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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