Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Jodi Smith | Politics | December 15, 2017
Earlier today, Ann Coulter, Republican xenomorph, was talking smack about Senator Marco Rubio promising a yes on the Republican Tax Scam Bill if the childcare tax credit was increased. It was upped to $1,400 and Rubio asked someone to help him give a thumbs up, as the lack of a spine really messes up your ability to move independently.
Possibly in response, Coulter tweeted out the following:
We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone. Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) December 15, 2017
Uh, interesting take on being single and how taxes work, Coulter. Predictably, Twitter was there for it.
Regarding the second clause of the first sentence… can you get on with that, please? #kthxbye
— Chuck Taggart, Private Eye 🖖🻠(@SazeracLA) December 15, 2017
Starbucks cashier: “hi, ma’am, how are you this mor…”
— Brooke Rogers 🌻 (@bkerogers) December 15, 2017
Ann Coulter: pic.twitter.com/v518Ir9UtQ
I firmly believe there is someone for Ann Coulter. Lots of fish in the sea, you just have to get out there. pic.twitter.com/hQPMzOJvNu
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) December 15, 2017
Lonely Ann Coulter shuffles home, shoulders slumped. From one hand hangs a plastic shopping bag, its contents a frozen dinner for one and a bottle of pinot grigio. Passing a homeless person, she pauses long enough to sneer "Go back to Syria, parasite," then goes on her way.
— Christopher Keelty ðŸ³ï¸â€ðŸŒˆ (@keeltyc) December 15, 2017
Ann Coulter being mad because her tax dollars potentially support happiness just sums up the Republican Party.
— The Resistance (@Resistance_Feed) December 15, 2017
Ann Coulter: "Children?! Are there still prisons? Are not the union with houses still in operation?"
— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) December 15, 2017
Also Ann Coulter: *waits mournfully for a Tinder match that isn't coming*
it's ok ann one day you'll find another person that's a knockoff leather handbag full of scorpions and copies of mein kampf
— 🎄 Goth Ms. Krampus 👹 (@spookperson) December 15, 2017
She's not gonna fuck you dude
— nick (@JucheMane) December 15, 2017
Although… the social worker may not give you approval.
— 🎅ðŸ¾ðŸŽ„ClareWingerHarris🎄🎅🾠(@ClareWHarris) December 15, 2017
No worries. With this bill, us with families also pay in so we can fund your jet write offs. It's the circle of life.
— Kymberli (@Kympocalypse) December 15, 2017
You are exactly the type of person that i aspire my strong, independent kind hearted daughter NOT to be.
— Elaine (@emac66) December 15, 2017
This one made me full-on cackle like the heartless monster that I am:
So… you've heard about families?
— Virginia Dark (@virginia_dark) December 15, 2017
