By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 19, 2020
George Clooney almost starred in The Notebook with Paul Newman until Clooney realized Newman is way too handsome. I’m not even joking. (Lainey Gossip)
Neil deGrasse Tyson, whom I could’ve sworn we canceled a while back, says an asteroid the size of a refrigerator could strike the Earth a day before the election. Whee! (Dlisted)
Lily James is canceling interviews left and right, which I’m sure Netflix’s marketing department is loving. (Celebitchy)
Because of his deep love for Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead and his Objectivist-lite takes on Batman and Superman, I just assumed Zack Snyder was your run of the mill libertarian dude-bro. So imagine my surprise when he tweeted this Joe Biden campaign video, which has MAGA dorks in the replies vowing to unsubscribe from HBO Max and boycott The Snyder Cut. What a weird f*cking year…
I was born in Wisconsin, so this hits home. #votewithlove pic.twitter.com/JzcfyHxQvj
— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) October 17, 2020
Let’s stare at some celebrity Zoom backgrounds. (Go Fug Yourself)
Despite flashy announcements to the contrary, Facebook is still profiting off extremism. I’m sure you’re all very shocked. (The Root)
Here’s an article on male desire and sex dolls shared by Hannah who writes: “Nearly all of this made me shudder - and I think I hate it - but it might spark some interesting discussion!” (The Guardian)
I’m going to start a GoFundMe for this poor man. He is obviously in need of a penis. pic.twitter.com/ESjqf0GygI
— The Honorable Mark “Armenian Abs” (@MarkEllison06) October 17, 2020
Welcome to the arson portion of this year’s straight-up ratf*cking. (LA Times)
You gotta love how goddamn Fox News knew not to touch the Hunter Biden bullshit because they caught wise to Giuliani months ago, and yet Glenn Greenwald, Ryan Grim, Jordan Uhl, Walker Bragman, etc. couldn’t wait to gobble that shit up. (Mediaite)
And finally some good news: A judge has allowed Danny Masterson’s rape case to move forward. (Variety)
Aviva Blakeman gave katie71483 a copy of her recently published romance, Hot Rabbi, to read while Hurricane Delta raged overhead. In addition to being an enjoyable read with a funny, sexy love story, the book made her think. "The author doesn’t make that default into Christianity. She assumed you already know or are capable of googling if you have a question." What was the last book that made you do research? (Cannonball Read 12)
Joe Biden in 1972 at the hospital after losing his wife and daughter in a car accident.
— Rex ChapmanðŸ‡ðŸ¼ (@RexChapman) October 19, 2020
We can always get another senator, but they can't get another father."
Leadership…pic.twitter.com/N1C6dLntj4