By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | November 1, 2025
Matthew McConaughey and Nic Pizzolatto kicked up some smoke about bringing back the original True Detective partners for another bite at the apple. Well, Woody Harrelson just shot all of that down. There’s “not a chance” he’ll come back because whatever they do will tarnish the first season, and he’s right. (THR)
Who or what is Poot? Never mind. I don’t wanna know. (Lainey Gossip)
Oh dang, Sydney Sweeney is in her “I’m invincible” era. Best of luck! (Celebitchy)
These folks can keep their raisins out of our potato salad, thanks. (Wonkette)
From Dustin: I don’t love that Stephen King “will never be done with Holly Gibney,” but I do appreciate the explanation as to why. (A.V. Club)
Colin Farrell did not make a good impression on Tom Cruise. (Page Six)
How not to respond to a lawsuit from Nintendo. (Kotaku)
Harrison Ford is still punching bad guys. (Variety)
Is there something wrong with me that this sounds like an awesome weekend getaway? Seriously, where do I book? (CBS News)
Matt Zoller Seitz goes fascinatingly deep on James Gunn’s America. (Vulture)
You’ll never believe who is promising a flying car now. (Gizmodo)
The Witcher is getting its worst reviews ever. (Polygon)
Does this mean we never have to see the name Justin Baldoni again? Oh thank god. (Rolling Stone)
JD Vance finally found a woman who will dress as a couch for him.
— Seahorseshoe (@seahorseshoe.bsky.social) November 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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