Nurse practitioner Miranda Wilson made an insultingly detailed TikTok video about how she would “treat” Stranger Things star Natalia Dyer if she were her injector. It was pretty bad, and the internet rightly lit Wilson’s ass on fire for it. (BuzzFeed)

Donald Glover wears nothing but “hoochie daddy” shorts during a heatwave. (Lainey Gossip)

Candace Cameron Bure is the rudest celebrity JoJo Siwa ever met. (Dlisted)

Angelina Jolie wins another legal fight with Brad. (Celebitchy)

From Dustin: Ryan Reynolds is insanely good at what he does. This is an ad for a very boring piece of software that no one cares about. It’s 5 minutes long, and yet, I watched it all because Steve-0 ate a hot pepper.

We had a full medical team on standby in case @Steveo accidentally got a piece of pepper on me during this @WeAreMNTN demo. Safety first. pic.twitter.com/tf7esqoBXx

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 25, 2022

From Petr: Lot of modern screenwriters could take note.

oh to be a mischievous imp with no other backstory than that pic.twitter.com/EqLs9hTEqz

— depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwiki) July 24, 2022

From James:

A 23-year-old musician, is playing in Lake Köbeituz, a salt lake in Kazakhstan that turns pink every several years.
Fashion, nature, vibes … beautiful. 👏🌸pic.twitter.com/Rth3XIZaul

— Figen (@TheFigen) July 24, 2022

From Andrew:

We already know https://t.co/d2qk8ouf5n pic.twitter.com/3GasFjnIoH

— The Jay Agenda (@JayJurden) July 25, 2022

From Hannah: Baby Murder Tank!

brutal hippo attack caught on camera pic.twitter.com/0Tuh5LIr30

— animals going goblin mode (@mischiefanimals) July 25, 2022

Kayleigh wrote about one of the most sinfully underrated villainesses in horror history: Julia Cotton from the Hellraiser series. (Certified Forgotten)

Joe Rogan hates that people think he’s conservative despite admitting he sides with almost every single conservative issue. (Uproxx)

Kevin Feige is onboard with Ryan Gosling playing Ghost Rider. (Variety)

Has Game of Thrones learned anything about portraying rape? (Jezebel)

From Roxana: NOOOOO. RIP, Choco Taco. (The Takeout)

After really enjoying Magpie Murders, dsbs42 was disappointed in Anthony Horowitz’ follow up, Moonflower Murders. "I think what somewhat soured me on this book in comparison to the previous is that Susan, a smart, determined, appealing middle-aged woman, is just tiresome here, always wanting to be wherever she isn’t and indifferent to any good things in her life." Which sequels have disappointed you? (Cannonball Read 14)

RIP legend pic.twitter.com/7OdPBq8xvH

— robert franco, wandering ronin (@responsiblerob) July 25, 2022