Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | June 13, 2026
Like feeding a Mogwai after midnight, you never want to give Spencer Pratt attention or he turns into a maniacal little demon that will never go away. Case in point: His “concession” speech for the LA mayoral race included threats to torpedo whoever wins the general election with some sort of secret recording. Not before they win, mind you, but after because nothing proves you love your city like causing a resignation scandal while sounding like Bane’s dorky little brother. (Mediaite)
Why are we still pretending Tom Cruise dates? The man is in love with two things and two things only: Dianetics and begging gravity to please make him one with the galactic race in the stars. For the love of Xenu. (Lainey Gossip)
Yeah, I’m gonna have to see these disguises. (Celebitchy)
Greg Gutfeld is being super normal about Ms. Rachel. (Wonkette)
On the latest issue of her newsletter, Kayleigh is looking into the story of Christian and Cheyenne Brando, the kids of Marlon Brando, and the murder case that brought him to the stand. (Gossip Reading Club)
Wanda Sykes took a hard pass on Kevin Hart’s roast. (Variety)
Justin Baldoni is on the hook for Blake Lively’s legal fees. (Rolling Stone)
Michael made a crap-ton of money. (A.V. Club)
From Tori: Harrison Ford on Sesame Street is… too appropriate. (Instagram)
Why Josh Johnson stayed away from topical humor for his HBO special. (The Wrap)
Here’s what it’s like to meet Steven Spielberg. (The Hard Pass)
Trump’s DOJ approved the WB/Paramount merger. Big surprise there. (CNN)
Tim Allen just sucks all around, doesn’t he? (Page Six)
RIP Gene Shalit.
In his honor, here's a clip from the best interview he ever did.
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