Sophie Turner & Chris Martin Have a 'Definite Spark,' You Guys

Last week, rumors started flying that Sophie Turner is dating Chris Martin after ditching that aristocrat dude whose name I’m glad I never learned. Well, apparently, the new couple have now gone out several times and “have a lot of chemistry,” which is one way to describe two people you can probably see through if you hold them up to a light. The British, amirite? (Us Weekly)

Would Taylor Swift really take $70 million to livestream her wedding? (Lainey Gossip)

Daniel Day Lewis went all the way off about Brian Cox and method acting. (Celebitchy)

I’m old enough to remember when “waste, abuse, and fraud” were huge, giant issues that required a maniac with a chainsaw. (Wonkette)

From Jen: I’m friends with their grandson! (LongeviQuest)

John Oliver’s Cabernet SauvignJohn sold out in less than 24 hours. (LateNighter)

So, Bill Maher is mad because Jimmy Kimmel didn’t say his name. Got it. (Mediaite)

Do Tramell Tillman and Ian McKellen need work this badly? (Deadline)

Kim Kardashian used ChatGPT on her law exams and still failed. (Page Six)

The Warner Bros. sale is freaking out theater owners. (A.V. Club)

From Andrew: Sharing for no reason whatsoever. (Bluesky)

Jmsudar is revisiting favorites to de-stress, including Junji Ito’s Gyo, a manga about an attack of zombie fish powered by farts. “This is deeply imaginative work, the art is incredible, if disgusting, and this is an excellent primer to Ito’s work.” Does horror help you relax?  (Cannonball Read 17)

If you’re like me and were unmoored by Marjorie Taylor being terrifyingly cordial on The View today, AOC puts it all in perspective.

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