Sacha Baron Cohen Isn't Dating OnlyFans Model (Unless You Count One Dinner)

In a move dripping with divorced guy energy, Sacha Baron Cohen was photographed at a restaurant this week with OnlyFans model Hannah Palmer. You can tell how far this story has breached containment because Cohen’s people are already scrambling to squash it. According to a source, the two simply had a lovely dinner conversation and Cohen was a “real gentleman.” In fact, they even left separately, and everyone knows that makes it impossible for them to meet up later. These are the laws of the night. (Page Six)

Regina Hall is freaking charming on Amy Poehler’s Good Hang. (Lainey Gossip)

Does Kate Middleton have a Ted Cruz effect on sports teams? Is that a thing? (Celebitchy)

The UN escalator has shared its side of the story. (Wonkette)

Is J.K. Rowling still the worst? You bet. (A.V. Club)

Andrew Garfield will not be in The Social Network sequel. (IndieWire)

The DGA is not f*cking around after the Jimmy Kimmel debacle. (THR)

Magic: The Gathering is making PlayStation cards, and they look great. (Kotaku)

Tom Holland is on the mend. (Variety)

Who didn’t see this one coming a mile away? (Gizmodo)

Ellesfena went into David Michaelis’s biography thinking that Eleanor Roosevelt was an interesting woman and left the book still thinking that, even though she didn’t think the book was well written. “For one thing, the prose is flowery beyond belief.” Can you recommend a better biography of Eleanor Roosevelt? (Cannonball Read 17)

I just think they’re dumb, dumbs.

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