Orlando Bloom Wants To Work With Snoopy's Brother Again

Orlando Bloom is ready for more Pirates of the Caribbean, but only if everybody is back. And, yup, he means exactly who you think he does. (Deadline)

After announcing that she and Jake Bongiovi adopted a baby girl, Millie Bobby Brown immediately turned off her Instagram comments proving she’s the wisest person on the internet. I’m not even being sarcastic. (Lainey Gossip)

MS NOW is one of the “worst branding disasters in media history.” (Celebitchy)

Obama is already backing up Gavin Newsom, which makes sense. The guy’s out here actually doing something, and I could’ve sworn that what’s everybody wanted? No? (Wonkette)

Roxana talked to Danny DeVito, Carol Kane, Rob Mac, Charlie Day, and director Todd Biermann about the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover episode with The Golden Bachelor, DeVito’s vulgar improvising, Kane and Stewart remembering Paul Reubens on set, and what the future of the series might hold. (Vulture)

Can anything be normal about Sydney Sweeney? Just one thing? (Gizmodo)

In case it isn’t crystal clear that James Dobson was one of the most awful people alive, he believed in beating dogs just as much as beating kids. As for the efficacy of his methods, my parents followed them to the letter, and you won’t catch my a** in a church pew. Rest in piss. (Friendly Atheist)

The Chad Powers people get pretty cranky if you ask them about Ted Lasso. (A.V. Club)

Roxana also spoke to Riz Ahmed about Nightcrawler and his new film Relay, which people should absolutely go see. (Vulture)

Elon Musk did not care for Silicon Valley. (Deadline)

ElCicco is an Edith Wharton fan, but she didn’t read her final book, The Buccaneers, until she watched the TV show by the same name and suspected it was an extremely loose adaptation. “While I don’t think this novel is on a par with The Age of Innocence or The House of Mirth, I still found myself fascinated by a story in which young women from ‘new money’ families try to climb their way to the top of the social ladder.” Have you watched the show? (Cannonball Read 17)