When Chris Rock revealed that he turned down hosting next year’s Oscars, he joked that it’d be like Nicole Brown Simpson “going back to the restaurant.” If you don’t get the reference, it’s what triggered the sequence of events that led her to being murdered. Nicole’s sister definitely caught wind of the “joke,” and she rightly put Rock on blast. (TMZ)

The Leonardo DiCaprio dunks are steadily rolling in. (Lainey Gossip)

Madonna regrets both of her marriages. (Dlisted)

Hilary Duff’s daughter narced on her cooking. (Celebitchy)

From Kayleigh:

Chris Pine attended ‘Golden Girlz Live’ at the Lyric Hyperion Theatre in Los Angeles where he played the part of Mr. Burt Reynolds. (August 28th, 2022)

🔗: https://t.co/TT8Z59hKYx#ChrisPine pic.twitter.com/WnatU27DuN

— Chris Pine Daily (@cpinedaily) August 29, 2022

Francis Ford Coppola has cast Shia LaBeouf in his new movie, so please, tell me more about the cinematic greatness of the ’70s auteurs. I’m all ears. (Variety)

Johnny Depp gave Kate Moss a diamond necklace that she had to pull out of his ass crack. What a sweet, lovable guy! (Daily Beast)

Working for Dan Schneider sounds like a nightmare. (AV Club)

From Dustin: For the person in your life who loves both dogs and Dolly Parton.

Dolly Parton has launched a line of pet toys, accessories and apparel called “Doggy Parton.”

Part of the proceeds will go to Willa B. Farms, a Nashville-based animal rescue organization, "where animals in need find never-ending love," Dolly said. https://t.co/CNrDwpbohU

— Erin (@erinruberry) August 31, 2022

Dr. Oz is going all-in on forced birth. (Jezebel)

Remove! The! Exclamation! Point! From! Jimmy Kimmel Live! (Vulture)

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II called making Aquaman “clown work.” Damn. (IndieWire)

Bea Pants highly recommends Katherine Addison’s The Goblin Emperor series. She just read the third book. "Like its predecessor, The Grief of Stones doesn’t focus on just one mystery but multiple cases, which sometimes connect in unexpected ways." Do you have a favorite ongoing series? (Cannonball Read 14)

In case you were curious, I can’t stop watching this. pic.twitter.com/ALZ8NbdmKb

— Claire Zagorski, MSc, LP (@clairezagorski) August 30, 2022