Mr. T Pities the Fool Who Made His Documentary

So right off the bat, I will not apologize for that headline because how do you not go there? It was perfectly teed up. — This is why my wife and kids hate me. — Anyway, Mr. T is apparently not thrilled with how the Netflix documentary about his life turned out. Like B.A. Baracus and flying, he hates it. (A.V. Club)

Jack O’Connell feels like “the bollocks.” (Lainey Gossip)

I don’t usually post career opportunities, but Snoop Dogg’s ice cream brand is hiring a $10k/month ice cream tester. Good luck. (Celebitchy)

Will JD make the apocalypse great again? (Wonkette)

Lanterns Episode 3 freaking slapped, and it has the numbers to prove it. (Deadline)

Elon Musk’s daughter is still dunking on him. Good. (Daily Beast)

A cow is playing one of the most complex games ever on Twitch right now. (Kotaku)

Dungeons & Dragons is getting a live-action Ravenloft series on Netflix from Alfonso Cuarón? Damn (Gizmodo)

Fox News didn’t just fire Maria Bartiromo, it salted the earth. (Mediaite)

If I’m ever put in the soul-crushing position of being single again, I will simply become a eunuch. How hard can it be? (Page Six)

Cannonball Read loves Dolly Parton - from her Imagination Library, to her songs, and her fashion. As Tuesday Addams said in her review of Behind the Seams: My Life In Rhinestones by Dolly Parton, Holly George-Warren, and Rebecca Seaver, “I have become more enchanted with this current iteration of Dolly Parton, as she seems to have transcended even herself as a human to become something like an aesthetic or vibe.” What aspect of Dolly Parton’s legacy do you hope to honor going forward? (Cannonball Read 18)

even now, she's still teaching us

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— J. Michael Mull (@jmichaelmull.bsky.social) September 3, 2026 at 8:38 AM