'Masters of the Universe' Throws in Towel, Jumps Right to Streaming

Thanks to Supergirl crashing and burning, Masters of the Universe bombing in theaters was quickly wiped from the collective consciousness. Although, nobody seeing it probably helped. Well, that might change. Amazon/MGM have clearly thrown in the towel and will drop the live-action He-Man movie on Prime Video later this week. And I’m not talking VOD. That’s a 45-day window from theatrical to watch for free with your streaming sub. Yikes. (Gizmodo)

New football couples! Get your new football couples here! (Lainey Gossip)

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s NDA for wedding guests apparently “had teeth,” which is kind of the whole point of an NDA, no? (Celebitchy)

Let’s all bask in the joy of watching Andrew Tate get arrested in capris. Hey, who allowed him back in the United States again? Jog my memory. (Wonkette)

From Chris: Dungeons & Dragons (2000) is a film of such overwhelming madness that we at Why Watch were reduced to shrieking about blue lips and the jankiest CGI. (Apple)

The Paramount-Warner Bros. merger has been paused. Fingers crossed, everybody. (THR)

Ben Shapiro knows which way the wind is blowing, which is pretty impressive given his height. That’s gotta be a strong breeze. (The Wrap)

Bill & Ted are getting an onstage rock opera. (A.V. Club)

From Andrew: Fair enough, Sunny crew. Fair enough. (Instagram)

Even Tangy Lasanga thinks JD Vance’s Joe Rogan interview was a mistake. (Mediaite)

And, finally, Kelly Clarkson takes a Las Vegas audience through her emotional journey of, oh no, I think I have the explosive diarrhea. Stars, they’re just like us. (Page Six)

ElCicco was frustrated by Yiyun Li’s The Book of Goose. “I liked this novel, but I might have liked it more if the author had invested more time in developing the relationship of the two main characters beyond just childhood.” Which book did you want to like more than you did? (Cannonball Read 18)

From Kayleigh:

is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

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