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Lizzo Called Chris Brown Her ‘Favorite Person in the Whole World’ (Yup, That Chris Brown)

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 4, 2021

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Lizzo called Chris Brown her “favorite person in the whole world.” Wow, Jesus Christ, where to begin? (Dlisted)

I like how the subtext of this post is that Tom Cruise’s true love is his helicopter, which would actually explain a lot of things. Like that times he made Katie Holmes wear a shirt with a giant “H” on it, but other stuff, too. (Lainey Gossip)

Oh damn, the lady whose clips I watch on Twitter so I can freebase Gabby Petito updates has beef with Katie Couric. (Celebitchy)

What. The actual. F*ck.

Roxana shared this absolute gem of a story about a man named Chris Crowe who routinely knocked up a crane at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute. Apparently, the bird only wants Chris as evidenced by it literally murdering every male crane suitor who isn’t Chris. Strap in! (WaPo)

From Genevieve: An update on that woman who prayed for a co-worker’s death and was surprised she wasn’t invited to his wedding. (Ask a Manager)

From Seth: One of our favorite people in the world, Joanna Robinson, has joined The Ringer, so go subscribe to some new podcasts to listen to one of the best in the business:

The View is eating its conservative co-hosts alive now. Goddamn. (Daily Beast)

Britney Spears thanks the #FreeBritney movement after her dad gets booted from her conservatorship. (Variety)

Jerry Seinfeld is sorry for making Bee Movie so horny. (io9)

Nart suggests Tanya Talago’s Seven Fallen Feathers as a place to start for people who want to know more of the history behind Canada’s new National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. "I say history, but Talaga also very effectively situates these issues in the present." How much do you know about the boarding school system used in the US, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand? (Cannonball Read 13)

From Claude: Well, this was just fine and not utterly terrifying at all: