Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | July 29, 2025
In a pairing that absolutely no one saw coming, Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau were spotted having dinner together in Montréal last night. Perry recently split from Orlando Bloom following reports they’d been living separate lives for months now, and Trudeau is single, so there’s a good chance these two very attractive people are about to have very attractive intercourse. I’m sure we’ll see some sort of beacon in the sky when it happens. (PEOPLE)
People who don’t “get” Christie Brinkley and Billy Joel’s relationship from the ’80s are not fun gossips. (Lainey Gossip)
Ana de Armas liked an extremely shady post about Nicole Kidman. (Celebitchy)
A Bible-thumping Republican caught in a porn scandal? What are the odds? (Wonkette)
From Jen: Pajibans, rise up and spread the word of Godtopus across the land. (The Hill)
Christopher Nolan is in a bit of a mess. (Deadline)
Is the Tesla Diner rigging reviews? (Protos)
From Nate: Massachusetts doctors are providing reproductive care to tens of thousands of women living in states with bans. (Ms. Magazine)
Joe Rogan’s pals regret following him to Texas. (Daily Beast)
South Park is taking a knee this week. (The Wrap)
Steven signed this petition for another Walking Dead spinoff just so Dustin will have to cover it. (Change.org)
Esmemoria wanted to improve her human management skills, so she picked up one of her father’s books, Causing Others to Want Your Leadership by Robert DeBruyn, which was published in 1976. “[T]he book has remarkably modern guidance and is a very valuable resource for those who are interested in the human side of management, specifically in schools.” Which skills are you wanting to improve? (Cannonball Read 17)
