Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | November 3, 2026
It’s going to be awhile until we start seeing results tonight, so let’s worry about another possible calamity that says nothing good about our society: Johnny Depp almost definitely returning as Jack Sparrow for a sixth Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Jerry Bruckheimer already started this ball rolling, but now, Depp is giving it some more momentum. Fortunately, there’s a silver lining here. Should Disney be stupid enough to throw money down the drain after Depp was reportedly a nightmare on the fifth film, he wants this to be the last and send the franchise off on a “better note.” Will America still turn up for these things?I mean, yeah, have you meant this country? Christ, look who’s in charge. (A.V. Club)
Katniss is doing her part. (Lainey Gossip)
Coca-Cola will not be promoting Diet Coke as a “fridge cigarette.” (Celebitchy)
Ross Douthat should leave gotcha questions to the professionals. (Wonkette)
At first I was worried Jon Bernthal got super religious, but apparently, this is just him smoldering in killer coats in the desert. You’re welcome. (THR)
Edgar Wright did not authorize the new remaster of Spaced. (The Wrap)
Why am I being forced to learn about this couple? (Vulture)
Cinemark is standing firm against Netflix’s two-week theatrical windows. (Deadline)
It sure looks like BioWare had a big N7 Day blowout planned. (Kotaku)
Jenny McCarthy’s been living in a tent in her yard and you better believe she’s worried about chemtrails getting her. (EW)
Caesar’s Wife rated Sarah J. Maas’ novella, A Court of Frost and Starlight, four sugar-dusted pastries out of five. “Sometimes it’s nice just to spend a little time with characters you’ve grown fond of, watching them enjoy the lives they’ve fought so hard to protect.” Are you reading this series? (Cannonball Read 18)
you otter vote!
— Oregon Zoo (@oregonzoo.bsky.social) November 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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