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Johnny Depp Just Signed a New 7-Figure Deal With Dior

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 9, 2022 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 9, 2022 |


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Because our world is a toilet, Johnny Depp has reportedly signed a new seven-figure deal with Dior to be the haggard, be-scarfed face of Sauvage again. I don’t know about you, but I totally prefer my men’s fragrances to have the essence of wino piss and gingivitis. Yum yum. (TMZ)

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From Dustin: Cool, or whatever.

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Mike is a Staff Contributor living in Pennsyltucky. You can follow him on Twitter.



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