If you take any medical advice whatsoever from Joe Rogan, congratulations, nature has selected you for a very special mission: Drowning in lung butter in the ICU like a moron. Godspeed! (Mediaite)
Jennifer Lopez plugs Vancouver-based Aritzia in her white puffer and gives us more Bennifer gold. (Lainey Gossip)
Wait, sh*t. Chris Noth is married? Not for long! (Dlisted)
Denise Richards regrets being a maskless idiot on that plane. (Celebitchy)
saw everyone posting their top films of the year so figured i'd post mine. it's this: pic.twitter.com/wOdSJX9mQz— Tyler Watamanuk (@tylerwatamanuk) December 21, 2021
From Claude: Huh. “Utah billionaire leaves Mormon church, donates $600,000 to LGBTQ group.” (NBC News)
Do you prefer your festive films to have an axe-wielding maniac? For Uproxx, Kayleigh wrote about the serial killer Santa movie. (Uproxx)
From James: Talk about getting screwed, amirite? (Twitter)
From me, Mike: Hi, I hate TikTok, and yet, I have watched this video no less than 8,500 times. It is literally my favorite piece of internet in the entire world.
Michael Keaton will be Batman to Leslie Grace’s Batgirl. (Deadline)
The Book of Boba Fett premiere event is now a finale event thanks to COVID. (io9)
If you were hyped for John Wick 4, you may want to sit down. (Variety)
Registration for Cannonball Read 14 is open. Ale has already set her goal-reading the complete works of Diana Wynne Jones, a childhood favorite she recently rediscovered. "Jones’ work was one of my first real introductions to fantasy." Do you have reading goals for 2022? (Cannonball Read 13)
Santa made his yearly visit to the Zoo to bring the animals some gifts. The last night to visit Santa during the PNC Festival of Lights is Dec. 23rd. https://t.co/LY9NmR9ghq 🎅🎁 pic.twitter.com/9FPrm1suv4— Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) December 21, 2021
Special Note From Mike: (Boy, I’m chatty today.) This will be the last Pajiba Love until Monday 12/27, so however you’re spending the next couple of days, I hope they’re filled with joy and rest. Happy Holidays!
P.S. Why did I cap the week off with Joe Rogan? Clicks, baby. Cold hard clicks. Stay frosty.
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