Jessica Alba Would Like a Halloween Controversy, Too, Please

While Martha Stewart was catching heat for her wildly tone-deaf Halloween costume, Jessica Alba was quietly wiping her own Instagram. Turns out, Alba decided to dress as Nancy Kerrigan, complete with the bloody knee. Baby2Baby co-CEO Kelly Sawyer was with her as Tonya Harding, and people were not loving it in the comments before Alba pulled the pics. Obviously, not as bad as what Martha pulled, but not great. (Us Weekly)

Speaking of Martha, she’s back with a new statement, and this one has an apology. (Lainey Gossip)

Meanwhile, Zendaya was over here absolutely crushing it. (Celebitchy)

The courts are hanging strong. Don’t let these weirdos preemptively doom you into not voting. Get out there! (Wonkette)

MUBI is pushing Sandra Hüller for lead and supporting actress this awards season. Can she pull off double nominations? Kayleigh looked into it for her newsletter. (Gossip Reading Club)

Neve Campbell is coming back for Scream 8 even though I thought we were done with these things? No? (Variety)

Vivienne Jolie officially makes it four kids who’ve now legally ditched Brad Pitt’s name. (EW)

At this point, Rings of Power should stop being coy and just dump Season 3 at once. What are we doing here? (Gizmodo)

Yes, that was Matt Damon and David Letterman in last night’s Gilded Age. (LateNighter)

Even Megyn Kelly is dunking on Haley Stevens. Stick a fork in her. (Mediaite.)

After reading We Solve Murders by Richard Osman, auntadadoom wants to know if cozy thrillers are a thing. “There’s a lot of globetrotting, and hitmen coming after people, and organized crime, and everyone (yes everyone) has some good or sympathetic qualities and the whole thing is well-written and funny.” So, do you have any cozy thrillers to recommend? (Cannonball Read 18)

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— HEALTH (@health.band) November 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM