Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 26, 2025
The cast of Wednesday dropped by the latest episode of Hot Ones, where Luis Guzmán decided to make it clear that he doesn’t think much of Jennifer Lopez. Somewhere, Mariah Carey’s heart grew three sizes that day. (The Wrap)
Goop’s rebrand is leaning hard into Gwyneth Paltrow. (Lainey Gossip)
William & Kate evicted an octogenarian cardiologist from a cottage. (Celebitchy)
Democratic governors aren’t f*cking around. (Wonkette)
Remember when romance novel cover icon Fabio was maybe hit in the face by a goose when he was riding a roller coaster? Kayleigh remembers. (Gossip Reading Club)
South Park is now a biweekly show. (Deadline)
Vanity Fair is about to go through some things. (Daily Beast)
Colin Jost’s friends might want to check on him. (Page Six)
From Jen: Cracker Barrel is already changing its logo back after the dumbest person alive complained. (HuffPost)
Why are we believing this is only the second one? (The Cut)
Of course, this is how Sam Levinson pitched Euphoria, of course. (A.V. Club)
The Chancellor grew up reading C.S.Lewis’s The Chronicles of Narnia as a work of Christian fantasy, and Matthew Dickerson’s Aslan’s Breath expanded his understanding of the series’s symbolism. “The author’s thesis is that the references to breath and wind in the novels symbolizes the [Holy] Spirit, just as it is described in the New Testament.” Which childhood books have you revisited as an adult? (Cannonball Read 17)
To accomplish half the nasty things everyone is afraid Johnny Death-hands is scheming up, he needs the military on his side. This ain’t how you do that!
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
— Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) August 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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