Jenna Ortega Says Wednesday Would Probably Hate 'Wednesday'

Jenna Ortega thinks Wednesday would not love seeing her face all over backpacks and Funko Pops. (IndieWire)

Devyn LaBella’s lawsuit against Kevin Costner is a good argument for making intimacy coordinators mandatory. (Lainey Gossip)

Jeff Bezos won’t marry Lauren Sanchez until she signs an ironclad prenup. (Celebitchy)

You had me at “Old Taco B*tch.” (Wonkette)

From Dustin: Alexi Hawley, the creator of The Rookie, wrote a piece about why young people are gravitating to broadcast network shows and illustrates why there should be more scripted series on the networks. The same thing applies to older folks, too, to be honest. (Variety)

Dan Bongino hates his FBI job and is dying inside. Good. (Daily Beast)

From Chris: “Characters Welcome” features comedians doing silly character work. This one is Sex and the City’s Samantha Jones in conflict with an office sexual harassment policy. The saxophone stings really make it sing. (YouTube)

Ben Stiller already has ideas for two Severance spinoffs. (A.V. Club)

From Jen: Eddie Murphy reveals his son quietly married Martin Lawrence’s daughter, and the whole thing is very sweet. (PEOPLE)

Yes, Peacemaker Season 2 will have a new dance intro. (Kotaku)

From Seth: It’s almost like this was pulled directly out of Dustin’s brain, and I say almost because it’s “Run Around” instead of the superior “Hook.” (YouTube)

Sydney Sweeney is literally selling her bath water, so I’m going to go ahead and congratulate her on becoming the next billionaire because that’s clearly where this is heading. (The Cut)

A bad hot take about lipgloss may have compelled Fiat.Luxury to pick up Katie Kitamura’s Intimacies, but the writing made it memorable. “I was thinking about these scenes after the book was done - she used them so deftly as a shorthand for the things we find ourselves compelled to do, or to notice, or to perform, as we search for intimacy with each other and ourselves.” When has spite prompted you to read a book? (Cannonball Read 17)

Oh man my body is not ready for the "David Corenswet gets into #Superman shape" workout videos

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