Lindsay Lohan seems to be hinting that she has a bun in the oven just like Britney Spears. If Paris Hilton reveals she’s pregnant, good game, everyone. Welcome to Armageddon. (Dlisted)

Ben Affleck proposed to Jennifer Lopez in the bath. (Lainey Gossip)

And speaking of, Jennifer Garner knows that Jennifer Lopez has been a “positive influence in certain ways.” What does that mean?! (Celebitchy)

Well, Frank Langella was the lead in Mike Flanagan’s The Fall of the House of Usher, but he’s just been fired for what appears to be sexual misconduct. The series was already halfway through production, and now, Langella’s scenes will have to be reshot. (Deadline)

From Kayleigh:

Jyushin Thunder Liger throws out the first pitch at a baseball game and ends up fighting one of the mascots! pic.twitter.com/TVio0eSlr7

— Ciarán (@CiaranRH93) April 9, 2022

From Claude:

guy at this karaoke bar in a full suit and studded coke white boots just dedicated his song to “the most important first responders in New York” and proceeded to do ghostbusters

— morbius gun kelly (@treswritesstuff) April 9, 2022

“Sir, when was the last time you busted?”

— morbius gun kelly (@treswritesstuff) April 9, 2022

From Andrew: If anyone else wants to burst into tears like I just did:

Life,Animated, is a doc about a kid named Owen Suskind who has regressive autism and the one day he stopped speaking.

He only reacted to Disney films, especially Iago from Aladdin played by Gilbert Gottfried. It was through this he learned to speak again.

Then he met Gilbert… pic.twitter.com/AMj4liTIvT

— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) April 13, 2022

From Petr:

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— Conservative Self-Owns (@ConSelfOwns) April 12, 2022

From Seth:

@leonineproductions Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone Become step brothers #arnoldschwarzenegger #stallone #funny #funnyvideos #stepbrothers ♬ original sound - leonineproductions

This is some damn good journalism. A brutal yet necessary read that shows a stunning lack of accountability across the board, particularly from a hospital system that has expanded its reach across Pennsylvania. (PINJ)

Thandiwe Newton has left Magic Mike 3 and has been replaced by Salma Hayek? Damn, hats off to whoever scored that last minute save. (THR)

Gavin Newsom has allegedly been interfering in the Activision Blizzard discrimination lawsuit and state lawyers are resigning over it. (Bloomberg)

Never forget, Bill Maher is a virulent anti-vaxxer, and Joe Rogan learned absolutely jacksh*t over the past few months. (The Wrap)

After kniki promised herself that she would read Australian writer Helen Garner’s works, she found The Spare Room at a swap. "It was a great introduction to Garner’s works and I’m looking forward to more." Which authors would you like to read more from? (Cannonball Read 14)

From Nicole:

Product-market fit pic.twitter.com/Wx8DlovsNt

— Ryan Hoover (@rrhoover) January 21, 2020

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