Picking On Amy Poehler Ain't It

Did you know that there is a generational divide in how Gwyneth Paltrow is viewed? I did not. (Lainey)

Speaking of Gwyneth, she is not a fan of her biography writer. (A Socialite’s Life)

Heather Graham was “very” in love with Heath Ledger in 2001. You and me both, Heather. (Celebitchy)

This is a bomber jacket that Keri Russell is wearing, right? I just noticed because Lainey was talking about the Bomber jacket that Anne Hathaway was wearing. Is this a thing again? Because I approve! (GFY)

Jeff Probst teased before the season that season 49 will be wild post-merge. I hope so. Aside from a snake bite, pre-merge has been relatively drama and blindside-free. (Reality Blurred)

Speaking of which, no, there will be no Golden Survivor season with all seniors. (EW)

In Finland, they have avocado scanners, so you can hold up your avocado and it’ll tell you if it’s ripe. Why is America lagging on avocado ripeness scanners?! (DailyDot)

CNN is launching (again) a streaming service. I cannot think of anything I’d like to watch less. Will anyone pay $7 a month for more Wolf Blitzer? (CNN)

I’m with Cracked here — Amy Poehler’s podcast is purposefully nice and drama-free. Why would anyone expect her to put Aziz Ansari’s feet to the fire? I’m all for calling out Ansari for performing in Riyadh, but that’s not what Good Hang is about. She’s a safe space. And why is she getting more flack than an actual journalist speaking to actual politicians? And I’ll say it again: Why is anyone taking their cues from YouTube comments? (Cracked)

K-Pop Demon Hunters is heading back to theaters. (Yahoo)

Snoop Dog is clearly trying to make amends post-Lightyear controversy. (Variety)

Joe Rogan unleashed his minions on Marc Maron, Anthony Jeselnick, David Cross and Bill Burr today. They’ve kind of got a point about Burr, though. (YouTube)

Classic suggests you check the gore warnings before picking up So Thirsty, but it’s worth it. “Bless Rachel Harrison for always showing us the folly of bad marriages and toxic friendships.” What’s your favorite horror novel centered on a toxic relationship? (Cannonball Read 17)