Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 6, 2026
Hayden Panettiere has been dead for a little over a month, yet someone has already pawned her jewelry. If you're like me, your first thought was, "Wait, weren't her parents just fighting over her earrings the other day?" But you probably won't be surprised to learn that there's a far more likely suspect. According to Panettiere's ex Wladimir Klitschko, "a non-family member previously connected to Hayden sold certain items." Gee, I can't imagine who that might be. But I'm guessing it's someone dumb enough to anger a massive Ukrainian boxer who's spent the last few years literally fighting the Russians. Good luck with that. (PEOPLE)
I'm sorry, The Matchbox Movie is coming out in three days? Does Apple just completely refuse to promote anything across the board? (Lainey Gossip)
Halle Berry isn't taking Olivier Martinez's sh*t. (Celebitchy)
Megyn Kelly is being peak Megyn Kelly right now. (Wonkette)
Why Sebastian Stan turned down The Vampire Diaries. (The Wrap)
Disney says late night is shrinking, but Kimmel's ratings tell a complicated story. (LateNighter)
Jessica Simpson has a new man. (Page Six)
You ever wonder how movie pull quotes work? Here's a look. (The Hard Pass)
Avengers: Secret Wars is probably going to be delayed. (Polygon)
Even Bill Maher thinks the Dems are going to win big next month. (Mediaite)
Pooja reviewed Forbidden Fruit: The Secret, Scandalous History of Contraception and Abortion by Jessica Cale and The Mysterious Case of the Victorian Female Detective by Sara Lodge, two books about the kind of information book banners are trying to remove: reproductive health and independent women: “With the recent attacks on access to abortion and contraception in the United States, it is somewhat reassuring to learn about how humans have been attempting to manage conception and pregnancy for pretty much as long as we have been a species.” What information would you work to keep safe from book-banners? (Cannonball Read 18)
