By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | May 28, 2025
I know exactly two things about Hailey Bieber: She fell out of Stephen Baldwin’s wife, and she’s married to one of the greatest crimes Canada has ever committed against the United States. If Justin Bieber is why Trump wanted to go to war, I’d honestly have to back him. Some things transcend political parties. Anyway, apparently Hailey is a business genius because she somehow launched a skincare brand that e.l.f. couldn’t resist purchasing for $1 billion. Not only that, but Hailey is now the Chief Creative Officer, which begs the question: What does Justin Bieber even do anymore? What’s his deal? (PEOPLE)
Why is the amicus brief filed in support of Blake Lively’s motion to dismiss being largely ignored by media outlets? (Lainey Gossip)
The Beckhams think Brooklyn Beckham is Nicola Peltz’s “hostage.” (Celebitchy)
Calling Karoline Leavitt an “Aryan stock photo” is… *chef kiss*. (Wonkette)
From Jen: Going to have to keep an eye open for this live stream. (PinkNews)
Kermit the Frog gave a commencement speech, so naturally, the worst people in the world are mad. (The Mary Sue)
GameStop is going bankrupt real quick. Got it. (Kotaku)
From Roxana: Hugh Jackman finally nailed his jump rope choreography for From New York, With Love. (Instagram)
A lot of things about Mary Lou Retton are falling into place. (Daily Beast)
How John Mulaney became a beacon of hope for late night. (LateNighter)
Emrys recommends Ezra Klein and Derek Thompson’s Abundance as a place to start a conversation, but don’t expect a lot of solutions. “It does a good job of pointing out the pitfalls of the current Democratic party, in the landscape of the world.” Who would you recommend as offering good solutions? (Cannonball Read 17)
Big cats acting like small cats 🐱
— Tiny cat (@tinycatvideos.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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