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Gwyneth Paltrow Will Apparently Eat One of Her Vagina Candles During the Super Bowl

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | February 2, 2022 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | February 2, 2022 |


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Because God is dead, Gwyneth Paltrow stars in a new Super Bowl ad for Uber Eats where, I kid you not, she will eat one of her vagina candles. Can’t wait to see how the Midwest reacts to that one. (New York Post)

Raptors ambassador Drake sat courtside at the Raptors game last night and Twitter produces comedy over Rihanna’s pregnancy. (Lainey Gossip)

Brian Cox couldn’t get over how beautiful his co-star Brad Pitt looked in Troy. Same, Brian Cox. Same. (Dlisted)

Gisele Bundchen wanted Tom Brady to retire last year. Yikes. (Celebitchy)

From James: Channing Tatum needs a hug. (Variety)

The Army will immediately start discharging over 3,000 anti-vaxxer idiots from its ranks. Good! (AP)

So apparently someone thought it’d be a great idea to make Rudy Giuliani one of the Masked Singers, and you know sh*t is bad when Robin Thicke looks like the good guy here. (Deadline)

From Claude: Congrats to Spotify for sponsoring this reunion.

Oscar Isaac slipped his Dune cock sock in Denis Villeneuve’s pocket as a little going away present. (IndieWire)

The guy who made some of the most check-your-brain-at-the-door blockbusters is actually going to sit here and criticize Marvel? OK, bro. (Variety)

You can practically hear Meghan McCain salivating while she wrote her latest Daily Mail column about Whoopi Goldberg. (Uproxx)

BlackRaven loves Anna Cunha’s illustrations for Brittany Thurman’s Fly: "A delightfully cute book about doing what it takes to make your dream come true." Do you have any new favorite or old favorite children’s book illustrators? (Cannonball Read 14)

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Mike is a Staff Contributor living in Pennsyltucky. You can follow him on Twitter.



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