Tom Brady was supposed to be retired. Instead, he came back for another season with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, presumably to end his career on a Super Bowl win. However, instead of all that, the big story is whether his decision to come back cost him his marriage to Gisele Bündchen. All signs are pointing to YUP. She notably did not attend his first home game on Sunday, but she did send the kids, which is a peak “you f*cked up now” move. (People)

Sarah has some thoughts and some insider info on the Don’t Worry Darling drama that shows no signs of slowing down. (Lainey Gossip)

The Brad Pitt and Emily Ratajkowski rumors are still going strong. (Dlisted)

King Charles is sweating the new season of The Crown. (Celebitchy)

From Claude:

While filming Congo, I sat on top of a Volcano talking to Tim Curry about that movie. He said one of the coolest things was that it saved a number of small indie theaters from going under, because they knew that two nights a week Rocky was going to do big business. https://t.co/dvtd6sYm4G

— Bruce Campbell (@GroovyBruce) September 26, 2022

For the record, Kelly Ripa did not almost die while having sex with Mark Consuelos one time. Evidently that was a thing. Beats me! (EW)

From Ciara: Apparently thistle atrocious “Sweet Caroline” remix is making the rounds on TikTok. My roommate just introduced me and I cracked up so bad there were tears, just wait for the drop. (YouTube)

Christian Bale doesn’t seem freakishly uptight to work with. (IndieWire)

Alan Rickman almost quit the Harry Potter films. (The Guardian)

From Roxana:

A rare encounter with a giant phantom jellyfish 990m (3,200 ft) beneath the surface in Monterey Bay.pic.twitter.com/gqkD52QfGH

— Wonder of Science (@wonderofscience) September 24, 2022

Roger Stone was reportedly caught on camera before the 2020 election saying, “F*ck the voting. Let’s get right to the violence.” (Mediaite)

Kim Kardashian can’t see herself dating after Pete Davidson. (US Weekly)

The truth about rainbow fentanyl. (Rolling Stone)

Have you read any of The Locked Tomb series? LittlePlat has so many feelings about Tamsyn Muir’s surprise addition, Nona the Ninth. The spoilers are hidden, so it’s safe to check out if you’re not caught up. (Cannonball Read 14)

From Petr:

Superman Is Doing what pic.twitter.com/HvgicJpjEg

— Buy Physical Media (@TheDiscFather) September 25, 2022