Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | July 27, 2026
Even though the President of the United States should be more concerned with the movement of maritime vessels and how many diseases his Secretary of Health is spreading, he decided to bring up Dylan Mulvaney for no reason whatsoever at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Association dinner. Mulvaney, to the shock of no one, handled it beautifully. (The Advocate)
Tomdaya can finally take a break soon. (Lainey Gossip)
John Cusack is done with movies and on to graphic novels. (Celebitchy)
The worst dudes alive might be rotting in a detention center for a year until they're extradited. Good! (Wonkette)
David Ellison is "confident" the WBD/Paramount merger will still go through. (Deadline)
Benedicts Cumberbatch and Wong will see about that. (The Wrap)
Imagine being surprised, or getting the "ick," by the fact that Pokémon was created to sell a whole lot of Pokémon. (Kotaku)
Reacher opens up about that fight with his neighbor that could have gone very sideways if he wasn't wearing a body cam. (Page Six)
Since we're bringing back old MAGA freakouts, the CEO of Cracker Barrel has resigned after overseeing the whole logo disaster, which was somehow considered a DEI because words mean nothing anymore. (Daily Beast)
Kieran Culkin is playing Satan in a new Family Guy Halloween special. Sure, why not? (Variety)
Oh good. Pete can donate the money he took from Saudi Arabia. (THR)
Chris likes to remind her students that fan fiction isn’t a recent invention, and offers The Life and Times of Miss Jane Marple as an example. “Hart gives a brief biography of Miss Marple prior to the reader meeting her as well as noting Miss Marple’s fondness for and knowledge of carpets.” If you wrote fan fiction about an Agatha Christie character, which one would it be? (Cannonball Read 18)
From Roxana, who ended all of us in the group chat with this video. None of us would've survived this encounter:
