Don't Make Kenny Loggins Angry, You Won't Like Him When He's Angry

Bad news, everyone, I’m back. First off, huge thanks to Dustin for hosting Pajiba Love while I spent some time with my wife and kids that did not involve school runs, orthodontist visits, and/or 800 trips to the grocery store. The Graham Platner bit was a masterful move, so keeping with that good-natured ribbing, how’s ol’ Oyster Fetterman doing these days? Let’s take a peek… (Axios)

Moving on! Kenny Loggins definitely saw that AI video over the weekend, and let’s just say someone has made a powerful enemy, my friend. It’s about to get footloose up in this b*tch. (Variety)

Is Andrew voluntary giving up his titles really a significant concession? (Lainey Gossip)

In related news, I know I said a few weeks ago that Sarah Ferguson is about to go through some things. Go ahead and double it. (Celebitchy)

It sure looks like somebody tried to off another VP, and this time, not even a full year into the term. A new record! (Wonkette)

From Tori: “Amber Midthunder kicks ass to save Walton Goggins” is one hell of a log line. (THR)

When I decided to read an article about how the original founders of Hooters bought back a chunk of the franchise and are trying to save it from bankruptcy because “America needs us,” I did not expect to read that they want to make the shorts longer and the vibes so wholesome that even nuns are impressed. This took some turns. (Forbes)

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard really, really need to say less. (The Wrap)

From Lainey: If you’re the parent of young boys, now is the time to be very concerned about their internet consumption. (Facebook)

From Jen: Colman Domingo is officially the voice of the Cowardly Lion in Wicked: For Good. (BroadwayWorld.com)

Tim Heidecker and Tatiana Maslany in a dark comedy? Yes, please. (Deadline)

Uber making its drivers train AI for extra cash? Too dark. (Daily Dot)

From Kayleigh: Edinburgh Zoo needs your help naming their new Highland cows. (Instagram)

Pokémon can poop now. Thank God. (IGN)

After reading the provocative excerpts published in The Guardian, drmllz picked up Elizabeth Gilbert’s most recent memoir, All the Way to the River. “This is certainly tragic and messy (and I haven’t even touched on Gilbert’s own love and sex addiction and codependency here), underpinned by highly problematic messaging-but it also wasn’t that gripping, overall-you don’t really need to buy the book.” Which book would you give negative stars? (Cannonball Read 17)

Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"

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