Charlize Theron Says the Bezos-Sanchez Wedding Was Gross and the Guests 'Suck'

Good evening, Pajibans! Mike is out tonight dealing with the literal effects of climate change (hopefully, he’ll return tomorrow), so you’re stuck with me.

Why was Sydney Sweeney even invited to the Bezos-Sanchez wedding, and why did she spend much of her time hanging out with Tom Brady and Orlando Bloom? Lady, you are Sydney Sweeney. (LaineyGossip)

If I were young and attractive and one of the most popular people on the planet, the last place I’d be is trying to attract attention at a billionaire’s wedding. Be more like Dua Lipa! (PEOPLE)

If obscene wealth were a crime — and it should be — the guest list for the Bezos-Sanchez wedding is where I’d start building my indictment list. Look at Lauren Sanchez’s ring. Good god! That ring alone could pay for Medicaid coverage for 1 million people. (Celebitchy)

Lainey was singing Charlize Theron’s praises last night, and here’s another reason to do so: She called the Bezos-Sanchez wedding “gross” and said that the guests “sucked.” (VF)

From Alexander: Victor Orban outlawed Pride back in March. Budapest Pride drew over 100,000 marchers in defiance of the law in the largest Pride parade in Hungary’s history. Hell yes. (NPR)

Speaking of Pride, I know that Zohran Mamdani is getting a lot of well-deserved love, but as Andrew notes, Brad Lander also “rules so hard.” I love this. Put this man in the Senate. (Bluesky)

I dunno — I think Rachel Brosnahan’s shirt looks like a low-rent Star Trek: The Next Generation costume she bought from Target, but I also find bad fashion endearing. (GFY)

Jonathan Bailey’s thigh-high boots, on the other hand … (Socialite’s Life)

The Devil Wears Prada 2 has started filming with Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci returning. (THR)

If the White House’s signature bill passes this week, Elon Musk has vowed to start a new political party. Good idea. Wrong messenger. (X)

Again, from Andrew: The Snopes staff is unionizing. (NewsGuild)

Miley Cyrus has made a “pop opera” for Hulu. It looks very Lady Gaga, but that is not a criticism. Watch the trailer: