Call Martha Stewart a 'Housewife' at Your Own Peril

Rumors have been circulating that Martha Stewart might be joining the cast of Real Housewives of New York, and she put the kibosh on that real quick. (Page Six)

True story: I only just found out that Jack Lowden and Saoirse Ronan are together, and now, you’re telling me they’re married and have a kid? (Lainey Gossip)

Machine Gun Kelly thinks he’s part alien. — Agreed. (Celebitchy)

Laura Loomer says MTG’s got baloney in her slacks. (Wonkette)

Is Travis Kelce really America’s sweetheart? Kayleigh investigates. (Daily Beast)

Malin Akerman is saying the Melania part out loud. (Vulture)

Post-merger, Paramount is all about Star Trek 4, Top Gun 3, and World War Z. (THR)

Meanwhile, Warner Bros. is hankering for a Weapons prequel. (Gizmodo)

From Roxana: Seems of interest for people here: “Weird Al” Yankovic on the best and most obsessive music of his career. (Vulture)

This is where Jimmy Fallon’s career should’ve ended. (LateNighter)

People have way too much time on their hands. (Page Six)

With Rebecca Thorne’s cozy sapphic romantasy series coming to a close, CoffeeShopReader realized she hadn’t read the third book, Tea You at the Altar. “In spite of everything going on…the most exciting part of the novel is not in fact the coup, nor is it the wedding. It’s game night, or what ends up being Kianthe’s bachelorette party.” Which book series do you need to get caught up on? (Cannonball Read 17)

From Kayleigh: I love her.

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