Britney Spears had exactly two goals for when she was free from her conservatorship: Get married and start pumping out babies. Well, she’s apparently knocked out one of those — and possibly the other — because she just announced on Instagram that she’s pregnant and referred to Sam Asghari as her husband. To her credit, Britney also acknowledged that she suffered from perinatal depression after her sons were born, and she’s correct that it’s an issue that women were, unfairly, supposed to endure in silence. (Instagram)

The Academy banning Will Smith for ten years is an overreaction stemming from their failure to act on Oscar night. (Lainey Gossip)

Tish Cyrus has filed for divorce from Billy Ray for what has to be the 85th time now. I honestly lost track years ago. (Dlisted)

The Beckhams didn’t invite Prince Harry and Meghan to Brooklyn’s wedding, but they did invite Prince William and Kate who didn’t bother to show up. (Celebitchy)

Nimona’s always been a spunky little story that just wouldn’t stop. She’s a fighter…but she’s also got some really awesome people fighting for her. I am excited out of my mind to announce that THE NIMONA MOVIE IS ALIVE…coming at you in 2023 from Annapurna and Netflix 🤘 pic.twitter.com/wEZuM2sXTt

— ND Stevenson (@Gingerhazing) April 11, 2022

Sam Elliott finally apologized for his Power of the Dog remarks. (Deadline)

From Steven: Scientists think they’ve found the preserved fossil of a dinosaur that was killed in the blast of the asteroid impact that wiped out the dinosaurs. (The Guardian)

Christopher Lloyd is starring in a Spirit Halloween movie because Hollywood has completely run out of ideas. What’s next? Sbarro: The Motion Picture? (Vulture)

From Nicole: Do I hate that they attacked a poor dog, and that a local resident calls them “Mexican hooligans?” Yes, but also this is hilarious. (LBC)

America Chavez's Doctor Strange 2 Appearance Isn't Helping Her Comics Creators https://t.co/4eGzvLiR7Y pic.twitter.com/vYph7W7AUO

— io9 (@io9) April 9, 2022

An answer to why the hell Moonlighting isn’t streaming anywhere, and a light at the end of the tunnel on how Disney could fix that. (EW)

I knew David Mamet’s brain broke a while ago, sending him careening into Batshit Conservative Land, but I had no idea he was this far gone. (Mediaite)

Ke Huy Quan would “absolutely” do another Indiana Jones movie. (AV Club)

Mark Wahlberg is weighing retirement, which he should definitely pursue. Possibly even today. Today is good. (IndieWire)

Did you read the comics after Buffy the Vampire Slayer finished its TV run? TylerDFC was pleased with the way the comics handled wrapping up 20+ years of story. "Season 12 answers those questions and delivers a satisfying if somewhat rushed, conclusion to the entire original Buffy saga and the various spin off titles." (Cannonball Read 14)

I’m going to call this section, Roxana and Petr Shared a Bunch of Social Media Embeds, so I Used Them All Plus One From Claude in the End. Enjoy.

From Roxana:

this…. regency era boyish amusement-ass activity…. this is like, pre-electricity fun to have with your fellow school chums in 1860 or something LOL https://t.co/x2xmmbPgtb

— jess a. m. (@jam_etc) April 3, 2022

From Petr:

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A post shared by Keegan-Michael Key (@keeganmichaelkey)

From Roxana:

Jason Schwartzman once said that when he was a boy visiting the Coppola Vineyard for a huge family get together, Nic Cage showed up wearing all leather on a motorcycle, basically like Sailor Ripley, and Schwartzman could not comprehend how he could be related to someone that cool

— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) April 11, 2022

From Petr:

Al’s headphones continue to be iconic, but I need a full investigation on whatever the fuck is supposed to be on his iPhone case pic.twitter.com/fssuEtWkEZ

— Marie Bardi (@mariebardi) April 10, 2022

From Claude:

As some of you know my kids like to birdwatch. I told my kids to be really quiet and not let the birds see them. Now I found them dressed in ninja costumes while birdwatching. pic.twitter.com/QDA4gTVEpC

— Andy Kim (@AndyKimNJ) April 10, 2022

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