Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 16, 2025
With The Naked Gun reboot proving that audiences are ready to forget our nightmare hellscape with some good ol’ fashioned screwball comedy, Scary Movie is coming back, too. (Variety)
The Pajiba Slack has been playing amateur detectives with this mystery, too, and we’ve narrowed it down to two possible couples that Sophie Turner accidentally broke up. (Lainey Gossip)
More places should have mutinies until JD Vance is kicked out. (Celebitchy)
No, Costco didn’t cave to right-wing sh*tbirds. (Wonkette)
From Dustin: Not as dangerous as the “toxic male,” the “performative male” is obnoxious in his own way, although Joan Didion is good for every male: Toxic, performative, or otherwise! (NYT)
I guarantee you never saw this Masters of the Universe casting coming. (THR)
Boyd Holbrook and Omar Sy are starring in an Extraction series. (Deadline)
Is Pokémon finally cooked? (Kotaku)
Laura Loomer and the limits of posting everything. (The Verge)
From Kaleena: Saoirse-Monica Jackson (Erin from Derry Girls) got married. The nuptials looked lovely but my focus was mainly on the Giant’s Causeway-sized shoes because, wow, I could never. My skill level just isn’t there. (Instagram)
HBO Max’s Looney Tunes purge is Tubi’s goldmine. (Gizmodo)
The new Paramount will keep giving Taylor Sheridan buckets of money. (A.V. Club)
Kate Gosselin is still out there, and I think she hates lawyers. Call it a hunch. (Page Six)
Sydney Sweeney said WHAT?! pic.twitter.com/ag8ISTXc9D
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) August 13, 2025
