Amy Poehler Wants 'The Pitt' To Show Some Butts, Please

Noah Wyle stopped by the latest episode of Good Hang, and Amy Poehler got right down to business: Why isn’t she seeing butts on The Pitt? There should be some butts. A fair ask if there ever was one. - (Variety)

Walmart is ruining The Muppets Christmas Carol. Bah, Humbug! - (EW)

Seriously, Nobody Wants This, nobody wants this. - (Deadline)

Google’s AI declines to say who won the 2020 presidential election. - (AVC)

Savannah Chrisley’s fiancé, Jason Galanis, served time at the same federal prison camp as her father. And he’s only a year younger than her dad. Adorable! - (Country Updates)

The vile and heinous Alexander brothers were sentenced to 30 years each yesterday, which is great news if it sticks and they don’t get to buy their way out like so many others have recently been able to do. - (Celebitchy)

It’s Bridal Week, and as expected, Elie Saab has some gorgeous gowns, and some… others. - (GFY)

Cardi B has a new haircare line. Unlike other celebrity lines, it won’t be unaffordable for the masses. - (Lainey Gossip)

88-year-old Christopher Lloyd has a new memoir. We’re watching Taxi while we eat dinner, and my god, he was hysterical as the Reverend Jim! - (USA Today)

Come on, The Daily Show! Dustin was right here! John Hodgman Returns to The Daily Show as its ‘Resident Maine Resident’ - (LateNighter)

Hollywood veteran Kathleen Kennedy has been named as the new head of ceremonies and content for LA28 Olympic and Paralympic Games. - (THR)

As far as I know, my friend did not write this article, but she could have. (SM)

Jen shared that Ryan Gosling’s band released a new song & video and asked if she’s the last person on earth to know he’s in a band? No, Jen, you’re not. This is the first I’ve heard. - (YouTube)

When new issues of Greg Rucka and Michael Lark’s Lazarus stopped coming out, NatteringwPride thought the series was dead, but it’s back! “On the one hand, I hate that it’s ending, but on the other, actually GETTING an ending after years of thinking we wouldn’t feel like an amazing treat.” Do you have a favorite comic book series? (Cannonball Read 18)

Zofi better win!

Also, I couldn’t NOT include Puppy Court; I’m not a monster.